Cheaper Car

Just up until today only I realize that it was never only our government don’t allow the car selling in our country to be cheap but the people also. They don’t like the idea of cheaper car.

The reason? If new car is selling cheaper, then their current car’s secondhand value will drop. Those car dealer will gain big lost and for the sake of their family and those who still want to resell their luxury car at higher price, the price of the new car can never be cheaper.

In order to maintain the car market, the majority of the people will have to pay more and more for new or secondhand car. If they cannot afford it, then they will have to work harder and harder to earn more money. This is to ensure that those who depend on your blood money will be able to live at their apartment, driving luxury imported car and having a nice meal every day, wearing nicer clothes. Remember, it is your  blood and sweat that feed these people. You should be proud of it.

If you dislike this, it is your own fault for not working to the higher level of society. Don’t blame the people who suck on your money.

Enemy of the state?

If they are the enemy then why your father befriend with them?

If they are the enemy then why do business with them?

If they are the enemy then why you allow them to come here?

If they are the enemy then why your let your people go to their place?

If they are the enemy then why your don’t tell them that you hate them?

Wait, wait for me..

 

I haven’t have the chance to showoff yet.

After being attack by them for so long. I thought I have the chance to fight back with this.

Those bugger are really stupid, enforcing these rules. Rules that we have created for so long. Hahaha.

I have prepare all the statement that I need to win back my reputation. Those dogs are ready to bite them to pieces.

But now they have change the rule. As they say, very potong steam.

All my dogs cannot bark at them anymore.

Oh, look at the time, it is time for me to go to my same old room at the same old hotel to my same old sweet heart.

Hope they would film it in 3D.

Say no that mean no

When People ask him if the news is real, he said that was only rumors.

When People show him the prove, he said that was only angle issues.

When People show him the whole prove, he said he only follow the report that someone give him.

When People ask for his explanations, he said the instant classic word: I say no that mean no.

Well, please do remark this, when the People say no, they really mean no.

Your mother is a whore!!

A club have been established to help wife to be the best whore to her husband. Now, that’s funny,

But wait, something is wrong at here, if the wife is the husband’s whore, then all the men and women are children of a whore!!!!!!

source : http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/6/5/nation/8841974&sec=nation

Obedient Wives Club to offer sex lessons

RAWANG: Sex lessons to help wives “serve their husbands better than a first-class prostitute” will be among the classes provided by the Obedient Wives Club (OWC) to help promote harmonious marriages and counter social ills.

Its vice-president Dr Rohaya Mohamad said it was time sexual prowess took a front seat in marriage, beyond that of the traditional “good mother or good cook” roles.

“A good or religious wife should also be good in bed,” she told reporters after the launch of the club's Malaysian chapter at a golf club here yesterday.

She said a husband who was kept happy in the bedroom would have no reason to stray, seek out prostitutes or indulge in other social vices.

Making its debut: Fauziah Arifin from the OWC giving a token of appreciation to Positive Image Resources Sdn Bhd executive director Datin Zainah Abdul Ghani at the launch of the club in Rawang yesterday. Looking on are Sakinah Rahmanuddin and Selayang Umno deputy chief Datuk Nasir Ibrahim.

“The family institution is protected and we can curb social ills like prostitution, domestic violence, human trafficking and abandoned babies,” she said, adding that she believed these problems stemmed from unfulfilled sexual needs at home.

Dr Rohaya, who previously served 15 years as a doctor in the Health Ministry, said the club would also offer counselling and lecture sessions for wives, husbands or couples.

She said the Malaysian chapter had around 800 members while its chapter in Jordan had 200, adding that another in Indonesia was set to be launched on June 19 in Jakarta.

Asked whether wives should remain obedient if their husbands still abused or cheated on them despite being “kept happy” in the bedroom, Dr Rohaya said everyone was subject to God's rule.

“God has His ways and is fair to all. A husband is also subject to God's rule, meaning he can go to hell, too. But a woman must be a good wife to the end,” she said, adding that according to Islam, women should pray, fast during Ramadan, protect their chastity and obey their husbands if they wanted to enter heaven.

Dr Rohaya said the club was undaunted by public criticism, adding that she believed this was a “successful formula” to happy marriages.

OWC and the Polygamy Club were formed by Global Ikhwan Sdn Bhd, an organisation founded by former members of the banned Al-Arqam Islamic group.

A mass wedding reception for eight couples was also held during the launch.

1%

PTPTN is offering 1% (Current is 3%) of interest to the loan.  This is to encourage those loaner to pay back their loan. For now, Too many people didn’t pay the installment and the PTPTN‘s debt is sky high now. They need to find a way to lure people paying back the money. I never thought that if I refuse to pay back the loan, I might be offered a better deal. How nice.

Is there any bank interested to do the same?

JOKE

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined a new job. On the 1st day, he worked till late evening on the computer. The boss was happy and asked what he did.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a m an was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man . He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows 'Made in Japan' but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child