Friday 29 May 2009

What if..

A couple arrived at the restaurants
"Table for two please." :Husband
"Sorry sir, your wife need to wear this jacket." :Waiter
"Why?":Husband
"New rule, no black clothe allowed in here.":Waiter
At the table
"Waiter, can we have a candle light dinner?":Husband
"Sorry, new rule, no candle light in here":Waiter
"Can I have a 97 wine, please":Husband
"Sorry, 95 is more suit for you"
"But 95 is not a good year":Waiter
"Expert said, you only deserve 92 or 95 only.":Waiter
After the dinner
"Honey, that is Ah Tan and Tok Yah right over the table":Husband
"Boss, do I need delete the record of that table?":Waiter

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