Airport: Oversea Airport

After a standard delay of flight, I finally arrived at the other side of airport. This terminal is much bigger than the one I am coming from. Not to mention nicer. From my arrival to the luggage claiming, I need to walk a distance. The design here is very nice. I think only the national terminal can compare with this one. Anyway an ace should compare with an ace not with jester.

Just one thing that I dislike about the airport here, the custom people thought I was going to sneak in to their country to work. I was requested to fill out a form to ensure that I will leave their country in a certain time duration or I will be charge for overstaying due to working at here “illegally”.

Well that’s a typical for me as my fellow nation are the one who build this reputation.

Well done, assholes.

Airport: Local airport Renovation

Currently the local “International Airport” is undergoing a serials of renovation to upgrade the airport. The concept is nice. They hang a lot of what appear to be a drawing of the airport new look. Let people now what is the look of new airport after finished.

It is a nice thing as people will feel much better when they see that what they suffer now is for better future.

But for the drawing, can they put a much clearer picture. Not some small picture that been magnified and have broken pixels. The picture is murky and unclear in a way.

Maybe not all job are done by professional.

Old man said

I remember once an old man told me.

He said:

• No matter how well you are at your work, you are just working for someone else.
• Work can wait, if cannot wait then work it out.
• Work will never end, what end is your life.
• In life there will be a lot of people laugh at you, let them be. Remember this, be nice to retarded people.
• How different are we from slave? At least their job are secured.

Waiting for coconut to drop

People like to wait for a chance to change their life, a so called chance of a lifetime. With this, they can leave their current misery life and continue with a new and better life.
So they wait for the chance to come. Just like waiting for the coconut to drop down and hit the ground.
But they forget one thing, sometimes the coconut didn’t drop to the ground but their head.

Same mistake keep repeated

Each year around this time, we keep hearing the same news report about how screw up the JPA with their decision on scholarship. Many student get big surprise of their life on where will they continue their academic.

Being the best student in school nor in country never ensure your outcome will be as you want to be.

These students study their ass out for several years to get great result in exam and to hope that with these results will help them in the future.

When this shit happen, people will start to complaint and explanation and investigation will carry out. This small matter will trigger our minister and even our prime minister to solve it. Then someone will get what they supposes to get it in the first place and now they own the minister a favor. If it wasn’t them who “help” them, they would not be able to get it.

Now everyone is back in life and in coming years, I bet a ringgit that this shit will happen again and the same people will come out and “help”.

Déjà vu?

Why fuel price must be adjusted?

A few more day and the price for Ron 95 will up a few more due to lame excuse by government. There will be a lot of fact and excuse why this must be done but none of it is true.

Our people will believe it still despite how stupid it make us look if we are to believe it.

I am no economist but can someone please help me figure this out?

Our conversion rate with USD is drop to rm3 per 1 usd. The cruel oil price is drop below 100 usd now. The grade of our fuel is lower than our previous one. With all the lower cost, why the price is still higher?

Surely someone must know the answer to it.

One thing I am sure of, if the fuel is going to keep rising. Our dick will soon become like the fuel hose.

Rise of the Planet of the APES

So, they finally making the sequels for The Planet of The Apes after 2001 by Tim Burtons.

This time they will begin on the story in the fourth installment of Planet Apes saga where it retell now Caesar became the leader of the Apes and control the whole world.

This should be worth of watch.

Love the part at the end where it show the stare of Caesar.

Rubbish

My friend comment that my writing are rubbish after read all of my writing.

I asked him when he notice it. He said since the start.

I asked him: “Why the hell you continue read it after you know it is rubbish?”

My phone

Which phone will be my next phone?

After using an old Nokia model E51. I started to think about the specification that I want on my new phone.

After a long search, still no model that suit me.

Here are some of my selection

	Good	Bad
Nokia E6	Nice Battery power	Symbian
Blackberry Bold Tourch 9930	Same with E6 with better processor	No front camera
Sony Ericsson Xperia Arch	Nice design	It’s Sony
HTC Sensation	Very nice spec	Pricey
Motorola Atrix	Nice features	Motorola Blur is really blur
LG Optimus 2X	Cheap	Cheap

One of my choice:

Why Why Why

If you want to know why so many why, ask yourself this, why do you want to know?

There are so many why in life and if you intend to know why there is so many, you will just created more why than there is in life.

Later you will forget why you want to know why.

Ron 97

With its new price at each month, it will soon become obsolete. Ron 95 will replace its place as the only fuel choice for us. Expert will come out and say that our car actually need Ron95. Using Ron 97 doesn’t necessary mean that your car will perform better.

Then one day, RON 93 will be introduced.

The same expert will come out with their statement saying that actually our car need Ron 93 only.

Déjà-Vu anyone?

Brain Dead

You might find one If you

• Attend some company management meeting.
• Friends gathering
• Federal office
• Your boss room
• look in the mirror.

Tired

Feel very tired lately.

Wake up in the morning feel very tired and lazy even I have sleep more than enough for a normal people.

That might be a sign that I am really getting closer to PHD.

Monday and Friday

Which day make you more happier?

If you are the boss you surely like Monday.

If you are the worker you surely like Friday.

If you are the worker and you like Monday, go get a life.

If you like both, that because you haven’t work yet.

Getting PHD soon

After working so long at this place, I think I am started to get my PHD soon.

The PHD is easy to get when someone works so long at same place with the same wages.

PHD is the highest level a worker can earn in their work life.

PHD – Permanent Head Damage

 

*X-ray scan of my brain.

Loyal to your wife

He said a man should be loyal to his wife. Never cheat on his wife.

This is the man who is having an affair with some other woman in some same place repeatedly and have been known to all the people. He never denied the affair nor apologize for it.

his regret is not having affairs but having to go for the same room. He is angry because all the other are doing it but he is the only one who get caught.

I never know why his wife have forgive him .

I guess he is fucking some women but making love with his wife.

Materialistic III

Why those who teach you to give up materialistic needs always have to be the one that have the most material needs?

Why?

“Money is not everything. There are many thing that is more important in life.”They always said it and then ask for your donation.

Why they need donation?

Some say to fund them for continuing their effort.

I need someone’s funding to continuing my live and nobody give me anything. They ask me to get a job.

So, why the fuck wouldn’t they get a job to fund their own work?

Is my life are worth less than their “Noble” work?

I guess so.

Materialistic II

Never blame a woman that hate a man because he is poor.

Nobody like poor people. Even the poor one hate the other poor.

Have you ever seen poor people try to make friend with poor people?

They are friends because in some sense they can help each other in some way.

People said if your are rich. Woman will come to you. I think not only women, even your long distance relative or not so familiar stranger also rushing to be your best friends and amigo.

Materialistic

People are materialistic. No one is exceptional unless you are saint.

People lie when they say they are not materialistic.

Well if that so, just cut the KFC ads and give to them.

Ask them to eat it in spiritually.

Responsible

People that response on some big issues not because their are responsible but instead because they are not responsible for it.
Those that is responsible is the one that never response unless people notice them.
So, next time if shit hitting the fan, those that keep quiet could be the one that throw the shit.

What is the because

Don’t laugh at the sentence.

It is one of the great sentence spoken by one of the important minister.

Another one is he hate people talking with mix language.

“I betul betul hate people cakap bahasa melayu mix with english”said him in a press conference.

Well, he is our minister. What more do you hope for?

How to choose a phone?

How do you choose your phone?

By the design or the usage?

By the brand?

By the function that they provide?

The OS?

The popularity?

By recommendation of some expert or “expert”?

By your friends? By sales man?

By any chance suddenly mood come?

Or the most factor, the price?

So, how do you choose it?

Or do you have any choice?

Ultra Laptop?

I have a laptop which is consider to have the ultra performance among the laptops in my company. I was label as ungrateful worker when I ask for a new laptop because I think the laptop is low performance.

Later when I went to my customer site for support. An operator at the warehouse was using the same model as mine. I asked him how he felt about the laptop.

He said, he tried to leave the laptop unlock at many place but no one even bother to steal the laptop although they can do it without getting caught.

So, the old saying is always right.

Your ultra laptop might just be someone’s ultar laptop.

All started from small part

What ever great things on this world all start from small.

Don’t agree?

Go and measure yourself and then check on the size of sperm.

You start out from Sperm.

I am the Walrus – The Beatles

A hit song by the famous the Beatles. The lyric is very unique. It was said that the song was a prank by the late Lennon to make fun of a school teacher who use they song to teach the student.

You should listen to it and see how you feel about it.

Lyrics:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)

Freedom

Bill Hicks once make a act on freedom. He re-clarify what is the true meaning of freedom.

A man was burning their country flag. Another man saw it and get very angry. He shouted:”Hei, mxtherfxcker!! My grandfather gave his life to protect the freedom of the flag.”

The man heard it and said:”Really? I thought he fight for the freedom that allow me to burn the flag.”

Do you understand the true message about this?

TGI Friday but not today

Only today just only Thursday. You still need to suffer one more day in hell(office). Your boss know that you have plan on your weekends but they like to make your life a bit challenging(misery). They like to give you task on today and hope that you can finish it ASAP(classic tactic) If you can finish your task, good boy else at the end of years, goodbye bonus.

Your mind cannot process any more because you have overspend your mind power to handle overloaded task on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and today before lunch.

This kind of life cycle will keep on rolling and will test your maximum stress. One day if you are over the edge. Try aim sharply at your boss. If you cannot aim good, use this instead.

Ubuntu 11.04 – Feel Not so good after all

Just upgrade my Linux - Ubuntu from 10.10 to 11.04. They have add some changes and the changes is not as expected that good to use.

They add in a new interface called Unity 2D which is more suitable for touch screen device. We as desktop user which represent a majority are not suitable for it. The interface was used in netbook edition in the previous edition.

They make a very big mistake by set the Unity 2D as default environment for user without providing the choice.

Since when the majority need to follow the need of the minority by not asking?

Assume – really give ass to you and me.

Superman is no more US citizen??

Superman renounce his citizenship in recent plot. Now he is nation less but really, does he really care at first?

By the way, don’t forget that he is still an alien that came from other planet.

But will this plot be as shocking as the 90an plot where SUPERMAN is DEAD?

All work and no play make jack…

That’s the famous script that Jack have ever written in one of Kubrick’s masterpiece “The Shinning”. The only line that he write in nearly a hundred pages scripts.

Jack ran amok in the end after try to finish the scripts.

He was possessed to “correct”his wife and son which is the main reason of he cannot write the scripts that he wanted to.

Actually, if you keep on typing the same sentence for that many pages, you will also became like him no matter where you are.

Gain some; Lose some

But sometimes we get the wrong idea that actually we are getting something if we loose some first then gain it back later.

We work our ass out to gain some living but we lose our time and effort in the process.

What do you get in the end?

NOTHING.